Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Instructions

How to not get a girlfriend. Be like me
How be along. Be like me
How to fail school. Be like me
How to have people judge you. Be like me
How to be a tourist. Be like me
How to be an alcoholic. Be like me
How to be a bad son. Be like me
But most inportantly. Don't be like me.

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  2. "But most inportantly. Don't be like me."
    I don't know why this just hit me. #Stolen

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